Profile: Mr. Sneely

Common Name: Wolf

Scientific Name: Canis lupus

Age: 7 (in wolf years)

Weight: 101 lbs.

Height: 2 feet 6 inches

Occupation: 4th Grade Teacher at Rodentia Elementary School 

About Mr. Sneely

Mr. Sal Sneely was born in a bustling city approximately 50 miles away from Rodentia, USA. While he absolutely loved teaching at an inner-city elementary school, one day he decided he wanted to start a family. He did some research and found that Rodentia, USA would be the perfect place to do just that. He found a replacement teacher for his class, said goodbye to his students, and packed a small, plaid suitcase to begin his new life at Rodentia, USA. 


Most days, Mr. Sneely enjoys his job at Rodentia Elementary School. While city life was a lot more exciting, he has become good friends with the others teachers. Mr. Sneely has also joined a book club that meets every Tuesday night. He likes to read the recommended books in the evenings while drinking a glass of ice cold milk.


Mr. Sneely enjoys going back to the city to eat at his favorite pizzeria and visit his old students. He's thinking about buying a pet ferret until he finds his soulmate and starts his own family. 

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